Best Kenny Loggins themed Christmas post ever

Hyperbole and a Half: The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas

It was finally time for Jesus to be born. Due to my incomplete understanding of childbirth, the scene involved Jesus being tossed across the room, as if in flight, and me running over to where he landed and acting really surprised to find him there.

So, there is this bit where a child beats a baby Jesus with a stick, but you should realize before you read it that, in context, it's funny. Really funny. Thanks @CurtSiffert for the tip.