FM, Valleywag, Arrington, and Microsoft: A rose by any other name…

About two years ago, before I joined the com­mu­ni­ca­tions depart­ment, we were approached by an agency push­ing us to have their blog­gers for hire go out and start blog­ging pos­i­tive mojo about our then-new edu­ca­tional asset, Axia Col­lege. The orig­i­nal pitch was just that: blog­gers, who aren’t our stu­dents, telling the blo­gos­phere, MySpace-dom, Facebook-hood, and the rest of the world just how great it is to go to school with us.


I joined and was handed the con­tract. We’d spend a boat­load with this agency spec­ing out this con­tract that no one in the depart­ment really knew what to do with, so they passed it off to the only guy who had any skin in the game.


I had a huge prob­lem with the arrange­ment, and I have the same prob­lem now that it’s evolved and reared it’s head from Microsoft and Cisco. Val­ley­wag has a good sum­mary. Here’s a snitch:


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John Battelle’s ad net­work has roped in some of its star writ­ers to an ad cam­paign on behalf of Microsoft’s “people-ready” catch­phrase. In the ads, and the com­pan­ion site built by Fed­er­ated Media, Michael Arring­ton explains how his Techcrunch site became “people-ready”. “When is a busi­ness peo­ple ready?” asks Gigaom’s Om Malik. “The minute you decide to strike out on your own…” Other writ­ers who’ve been paid to repeat Microsoft’s slo­gan include Paul Kedrosky and Matt Mar­shall of Ven­ture Beat, as well as Fred Wil­son, the blogger-investor.


The evo­lu­tion is fairly obvi­ous — in this case, these las­soed blog­gers are shilling, and mak­ing it clear that they’re shilling, for an adver­tiser. On the sur­face, that should be the end of the dis­cus­sion if you hang your hat on the “Truth in Adver­tis­ing” mantra. Nick Chase tries to paint this issue with spit and pol­ish in the Val­ley­wag com­ment thread.




So the next step, nat­u­rally, is for mar­keters to want to join the con­ver­sa­tion. It can be done in eth­i­cal, respon­si­ble ways, and FM’s authors are among the first to fig­ure out how to do it.



Duh.


Then why do I still have such a prob­lem with this mess? In my own sit­u­a­tion, I tried to make this work. The first pro­posed change was to use our own sta­ble of blog­gers — cur­rent stu­dents of Axia col­lege who might hap­pen to have had blogs at the time. We couldn’t find enough of them, and the ones we did find couldn’t blog for beans.


Then we thought about hav­ing the agency sta­ble of blog­gers go back to school with Axia to legit­imize their shill. Of course, they wanted to be paid hourly for their time in school, their time study­ing, their time writ­ing papers, their time think­ing about school, and so on.


As you can imag­ine, the whole pitch was sud­denly loos­ing its lus­ter. I can­celled the program.


I can­celled it because the meth­ods did not meet the objec­tives of the pro­gram. The pitch was all about cre­at­ing a dis­cus­sion with our prospec­tive stu­dents. But no mat­ter how you spin it, there’s no way to cre­ate a legit­i­mate, authen­tic dis­cus­sion when that dis­cus­sion starts from the voices of those who are not stu­dents, are not expe­ri­enced, are not authentic.


Com­menter Fil­a­ment nails it far more elo­quently than I ever did:




This is only “con­ver­sa­tional” in the sense that a chat with Tony Snow about Bush’s record is a con­ver­sa­tion: only tech­ni­cally. What you’re doing is cre­at­ing the false appear­ance of con­ver­sa­tion to make money.



This whole mess smacks of a key learn­ing that so many com­pa­nies are fail­ing to learn. Com­pa­nies for­merly accus­tomed to build­ing rela­tion­ships through the brute force of adver­tis­ing dol­lars don’t know how to trans­late their wares into any­thing more trans­par­ent than tin foil. You can’t blame Microsoft for giv­ing it a shot. They’re not archi­tected to know any better.


It’s harder, as with all things, to do it right. It’s harder to actu­ally build an army of flag-waving mani­acs sream­ing from the rooftops about your orga­ni­za­tion. Lead­ers have to shake the trees, clear out old-media think­ing and build the army the right way, from the begin­ning. Oth­er­wise, you’re build­ing a Potemkin Vil­lage, and your con­ver­sa­tion is noth­ing more than vapor.