KFC Double-Down is not the most disgusting thing you could eat today

On FiveThir­tyEight: Dou­ble Down by the Num­bers: Unhealth­i­est Sand­wich Ever?

No, no it’s not the most dis­gust­ing thing you could eat today, but it’s still tremen­dously dis­gust­ing. Inso­far as it’s a reach to find any­thing sur­pris­ing here, I sup­pose I’m chew­ing on the point that the Big Mac is, in fact, less dis­gust­ing than the Double-Down.