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River Clegg on buying the happiness thing

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy.

Other people will look up to me because I own this thing and use it frequently, which will make me very happy. When I’m at a party, for instance, I can wait for a moment when people start talking about how cool it looks from the latest advertisement. Then I can stroll over and take it out and start using it, pretending that I hadn’t heard their conversation, and I can look up casually and wink at them. They’re sure to be impressed. Only I haven’t decided about the wink yet, because maybe it would make it obvious that I had heard their conversation. The wink may have to be something I decide in the moment.

I want one. I don't care what color it is. I'm happier already thinking about this moment, someday, in my life.