Thoughts on Apple ‘Antennagate’ Press Conference: Apple throws Blackberry, Nokia, Samsung under bus

AppleIn­sider | RIM, Nokia respond to Apples “Anten­na­gate” press conference

Clearly, Steve Jobs is pissed. I would be, too. You pour thou­sands of hours col­lec­tively into a project like this and you want peo­ple to just use the damned thing, enjoy it, and have it change their lives on some level. That the media has churned up such a storm over this issue has got to be not-a-little-bit frustrating.

Apple’s media mate­ri­als are always top notch, and what they pro­duced high­light­ing the antenna design process at Apple, the tour of the inner sanc­tum of antenna design on cam­pus, meet the stan­dard. They included videos on apple.com and in the con­fer­ence demon­strat­ing the exact same sig­nal loss on pre­vi­ous gen­er­a­tion iPhones, along with phones from Nokia, Black­berry, HTC, and Sam­sung. Hold the phone in just the right way, sig­nal drops. In fact, as Josh pointed out in the linked piece over at Apple Insider,

In June, Nokia’s offi­cial blog poked fun at the iPhone 4 “death grip” issue. The post included a vari­ety of pic­tures show­ing a range of grips, encour­ag­ing con­sumers to feel free to hold their Nokia device any way they like with­out suf­fer­ing any sig­nal loss.

Users of the site then posted links to videos show­ing sig­nal loss on sev­eral of Nokia’s hand­sets, as well as instruc­tions from a Nokia man­ual warn­ing users “to avoid touch­ing the antenna area” and that “con­tact with anten­nas affects the com­mu­ni­ca­tion quality.”

I waxed sar­cas­ti­cally on Twit­ter that Verizon’s cheeky atti­tude toward this antenna thing would bite them in the ass. I’m bummed the pre­dic­tion isn’t wholly accu­rate in that I didn’t use Nokia as my case point. That would have made me far more pre­scient. At least some­one looks fool­ish here. It’s never really smart to pub­lish mate­r­ial drag­ging your com­peti­tors through the mud on untested, uncon­firmed reports.

Which is why I’m on the fence about Apple doing just that in this case, drag­ging these other man­u­fac­tur­ers into the ring with them on this issue.

As unchar­ac­ter­is­tic as it is, I’m not sure they had another choice. This is a PR dis­as­ter. It’s a dis­as­ter specif­i­cally because it’s a nom­i­nally inter­est­ing story that has been spun out of Apple’s tight con­trol, not because there is any more or less scan­dal to it. Their response strat­egy of choice is clearly to soften by deflec­tion — get us all think­ing about these other guys so we’re not so focused on the iPhone 4 soft spot.

Apple’s biggest issue in this mess is com­pletely self-created, and it’s not that they cre­ated a phone that has a major antenna flaw (we know there’s a flaw, I’m just say­ing that’s not the biggest prob­lem here). It’s that Steve Jobs stood on stage for the iPhone announce­ment and choose to point out that the antenna design is leg­endary, rev­o­lu­tion­ary, incred­i­ble, and then showed the world exactly where the antenna is. The fact that the world media has been so focused on the antenna is a prob­lem of Apple’s own mak­ing. Given the tone and tim­bre of the press con­fer­ence, it’s clear that Apple knows this. Their own duct tape solu­tion is to give out the bumpers for free. It’s pay­ola for those who bought the phone, love the phone, and want to keep the phone in spite of their prob­lems with connectivity.

The other man­u­fac­tur­ers have come out pissed. Right­fully so, but it sure is hard to defend indig­na­tion in the face of video evi­dence. Apple knows this. So does Nokia, RIM, Sam­sung. Best case result of Anten­na­gate is that we all get the phone of our dreams because of a renewed focus on bet­ter, smarter, clearer anten­nas from all these man­u­fac­tur­ers. At least we know from their responses so far that the intent may be there to do it, if only because Apple just made the tar­get in Cuper­tino that much bigger.

In TechCrunch’s fol­low up, Arring­ton makes an iron­i­cally apt com­par­i­son. Job’s com­ing on stage to give all this data of the real­ity of the ecosys­tem, that 30-day returns at AT&T is about 1.7% — down from 6% for the iPhone 3GS, is akin to Face­book execs com­ing out to talk about how peo­ple really aren’t jump­ing off the ser­vice as a result of Face­book Pri­va­cy­gate 2009-10. But for all those affected — pun­ditry, gad­get hounds, pri­vacy advo­cates, the works — those affected are not likely to change their opin­ions based on reported data from the com­pany. Peo­ple who feel betrayed by Face­book will not come back to the ser­vice as a result of a press con­fer­ence. And folks like Arring­ton will con­tinue to be as ven­omous as ever of the iPhone.

Anandtech has been lead­ing the charge with data-driven cov­er­age of this whole mess. After the iPhone iOS 4.0.1 update which mixed up all the bar data dis­play across iPhones, they posted some ter­rific graphs which com­pare the dBm map­ping to bars dis­played to cover just what has changed on the phone and how it will help to con­vey more clearly what level of cov­er­age you might be able to expect in a cer­tain area.

So then, as long as Apple is trot­ting out the dog and pony show about their antenna labs, where was this data from them? If Anandtech is able to pro­duce such ter­rific analy­sis as an exter­nal party, it seems only nat­ural to have even greater expec­ta­tions of Apple. Just because the Black­berry or Nokia drops two bars has no effec­tive com­par­i­son to the iPhone drop­ping two bars with­out those dBm com­pa­ra­bles — they’re just bars, tiny pix­els that (as far as I under­stand it) have lit­tle rela­tion to actual con­nec­tiv­ity at all. On TWiT 255, Jerry Pour­nelle and Spencer Webb remind us that on dig­i­tal phones, bars mean lit­tle; that a more effec­tive indi­ca­tor would be a light­bulb. If it’s on, you have sig­nal. If it’s off, you don’t.

[UPDATE: Dammit. Gru­ber and Aaron Swartz beat me to this lit­tle bit of wis­dom. I hate being late to the party.]

I got my iPhone 4 the day before it launched. I’ve dropped one call. I was talk­ing to my dad, and dri­ving through an area at the top of Syl­van Hill on high­way 26 in Port­land. With my iPhone 3Gs, I’d drop calls there every sin­gle day. With the iPhone 4, I’ve dropped only one, in spite of reg­u­lar use in that area. Other than that, the phone has absolutely out-performed all my pre­vi­ous iPhones. I have a bumper, but I rarely use it. Yes, I’ll likely go get the refund Apple is offer­ing for it, just cause, you know, 30 bucks.

Still, my impres­sion here is not that Apple has per­pe­trated some kind of crime on con­sumers. I really do believe that Apple is learn­ing as they go along based on data they’re col­lect­ing in real time. This is a mon­ster of their own cre­ation and is more a result of the death grip they have on their own com­mu­ni­ca­tions, test­ing, and pub­lic rela­tions poli­cies than any­thing else. It’s a trade-off, and if you’re going to build pol­icy around secrecy, this is the no-win sce­nario you have to be will­ing to con­front. Kobayashi Maru, indeed.